Friday 8 March 2013

The Knotty Boys & Rum - Mutiny in the Air


The Knotty Boys are a loosely formed group of friends from Toronto, Canada. Every year, when snow lay thick on the ground, they would drag their fish-belly-white carcasses south to somewhere in the Caribbean for a couple of weeks on a chartered sailboat. My impression was that they were in it more for the rum and story-telling than the wind on canvas bit.
Nine Knotty Boys on one of their voyages-Pat in green shirt

As a prelude to the voyage I’m about to relate, on one of their adventures I’d arranged to meet up with them in Antigua. I was somewhere down in the Leeward Islands aboard my thirty-nine foot sloop Mary Poppins at the time, and they’d chartered a boat in Tortola. Antigua was about the half-way point.

I was monitoring their progress by phone-calls to one of the wives as I sailed north. According to her information, a storm had brought winds of near hurricane force to the area and the Boys were holed up in Virgin Gorda, some twenty-five miles from their starting point.

So I was forced to battle my way some four hundred miles up through this ‘hurricane’ to Gorda. By the time I got there a few of the lads had abandoned ship and were comfortably ensconced in a hotel—most of the time gulping down rum punches at the Tiki Bar.

Cut to a couple of years later when I was living in Coconut Grove, South Miami: I get a phone-call from Pat, one of the Knotty Boys. “Can you find us a cheap boat near where you are?”

There were not many charter companies operating out of Miami, but I managed to find one in Biscayne Bay. After looking at whatever pictures I sent up, Pat and his parsimonious friend, Paul decided on the Viaven, a 45 foot motor-sailer owned by an outfit called Easy Sailing. She was not the best-looking vessel at the marina, but then you get what you pay for.

By the time I picked up the five Knotty Boys at Miami airport, the rum consumed during the flight had transformed them into ‘Old Salt’ mode. Lots of ‘Arrrrrs’ and other vaguely nautical expressions being bandied around freely.

The boys were not overly impressed with the Viaven. Her picture proved far more alluring than her reality. Kind of like a blind date as Pat put it. But after some grumbling from the rest of them they threw their bags aboard and headed for a nearby bar.

As more rum went down, disenchantment with their ‘date’ increased and someone organized a switch to a 51 foot Beneteau berthed alongside the Viaven. Late that night, they staggered back to the dock and moved their bags and bodies onto the new vessel…in the nick of time as it turned out!

Next morning they awoke, bleary-eyed to discover that the Viaven had gone to the bottom. All that could be seen of her was a mast poking out of the water.

Late that day they cast off and set course for Nassau. Being a democratic bunch, all aspired to be in command simultaneously. This particular voyage would highlight the inadvisability of such an arrangement.

Well, the wind piped up that evening and remained gale force for two days, unfortunately blowing from the direction in which they were heading.

After the first night, the engine gave up the ghost, leaving bits and pieces of itself scattered around the bilge. Then the headsail blew out. Shortly after that something happened to the mainsail, rendering it all but useless.

According to Pat there was a good deal of sea-sickness, along with considerable dissention over navigation—perhaps a contributing factor in their ending up in Freeport (a hundred miles east-north-east of Miami and a long way from Nassau) and it taking them three days to get there.

Apart from the stench of sea-sickness during much of the voyage—the rank odor of mutiny also hung heavily in the air. But what had perhaps been the Knotty Boys’ undoing now came to their rescue—with five captains and no crew, mutiny was out of the question!

On the second day, the ominous form of a ten foot shark was spotted riding the waves, apparently eying them hungrily. I suspect however that he was simply paying his respects—Pat being a lawyer.

So, three days after their exuberant departure, a battered and subdued ship-full of Knotty Boys arrived at Freeport. But in their haste to put feet on dry land, they missed the harbor entrance and had to be plucked from the jaws of a coral reef by a tug.

According to Pat, “Several attempts were made by mechanics to repair the engine but to no avail, so we abandoned ship in Freeport. We didn't charter with Easy Sailing again.”

The return voyage to Florida enjoyed greater success. The Knotty Boys took a cruise ship.

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